Okay kids, we're official. We have t-shirts.
Not really. But the ever amazing thinkgeek.com IS selling Team Van Helsing t-shirt just in time for Halloween. Check 'em out here:
www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-appa… They're pretty bad ass, but they appear to only have shirts for the ladies at the moment. Sorry dudes, unless you're into that tight t-shirt thing.
Team Abraham, Team Gabriel, Team J. -- we're not particular. Let's go with Team Van Helsing and move on. Because we have a job for you, and you're up for it, whatever your first name is this retelling.
I got your sparkle right here, buddy.
Immune to wooden stakes? Yeah? Well, that's good, cause then you'll let me get close enough with it to perforate you and then set you on fire. Cause, let's all be honest here: the world does not need sparkly vampires. You get that stuff on you, you can't ever get it off. Walking around for days with glittery vampire skin cells all sloughed off and falling into your carpet and your food and your eyes. It's messy; it's pervasive. It's best to rid the world of it now.
Stake with red glittery blood on it and the words "Team Van Helsing" superimposed in white on a black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.
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